first post!

My first completed crochet project is probably the best one I have going and most loved. It all started one night when I was browsing pinterest i found a pattern for a boob cushion. Yep a cushion that has crocheted boobies on them the pattern is here:

http://web.archive.org/web/20040404050507/http:/home.inreach.com/marthac/crochet6.html

Tbh the pattern is absolutely shocking and the last time that webpage was updated was like 2001. (Whoever did this the pattern really needs to work on it.) 

In creating the boobs and in particular the nipples its like they just threw the most vaguest of instructions without any pictures or anything and saying best of luck:) so in the end the nipples are two different sizes (the boyfriend says it is more life-like) 

I must admit they do look pretty good. But because the instructions are so vague it was easy to warp the cushion by overstuffing it and not attaching the boobs to the cushions properly. 

The boyfriend absolutely loves them.